January 2010
18 posts
those be woman words
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me: [in reference to this nytimes article: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/19/us/19marriage.html?em ] it's like we have less to live for
alicja: hm
we have babies?

me: haha EXACTLY we have babies
that shit and puke and eat and cry and suck our nutrients
alicja: hahahha
me: and give us stretch marks
alicja: fuxking parasites
loud parasites
me: and headaches for the rest of our lives
alicja: fat and stinky
me: and then when they leave, DEPRESS US
lol
alicja: sigh. ok we have nothing to live for
me: fol*
alicja: please bring ur cookie sheet to Wellesley
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* fol = fuck our lives --just as FML = fuck my life
MORAL OF THE STORY: at least we have cookies. there is always a silver lining lol
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beautiful
“How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.”
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